Oct 04 2007

Scantily Clad Window Cleaners… YES, I think they will be noticed…

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 Now I want you to imagine this… you are having a fairly ordinary day, you are driving through the city thinking of fascinating stuff like: increasing interest rates, ballooning mortgage repayments, world peace, child poverty, you know the sort of stuff I mean…

Suddenly a scantily clad, attractive young maiden begins to clean your windows… you hastily gesticulate NO, NO!… your sick of playing this tired old obligation game. But, she simply flashes you a friendly smile, through a set of expensively re-orientated pearly white teeth, explaining IT’S O.K. IT’S FREE! she then goes on to tell you her company, KENWOOD (which you hardly noticed hidden away on her T SHIRT) is running a special promotion and HERE… and she plucks a “SOMETHING OFF” voucher from a region of her microscopic costume you dare not even glance at.

YES, I THINK THEY WILL BE NOTICED.

YES , I THINK THEY WILL INCREASE SALES.

YES, I THINK A FEW WOWSER’S  WILL “TUT TUT” ON ABOUT IT.

YES, I THINK IT CAN BE DONE WITH A SENSE OF FUN AND GOOD HUMOR…

But then I would say that wouldn’t I…

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